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Paperstone News: New Recruit

By Paperstone on April 15, 2010 in Paperstone Company News with 0 Comments
Paperstone News: New Recruit

All at Paperstone are very excited to welcome George Harris who becomes our new Lead Web Developer. This role was previously performed by Henry who now has more time to oversee IT operations as a whole. You may already be aware that we are planning a major overhaul of our website, implementing new features and […]

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Secret Life of Office 2

By Paperstone on April 12, 2010 in Office Machines & Supplies with 0 Comments

The Secret Life of the Office, Part 2 She may be a little short on personality, but she is darned efficient. The question is, why did Betty resit the new ideas? It is an interesting documentary but I am fearful that the answer to this burning question will not be revealed in the next instalment. […]

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The Secret Life of the Office

By Paperstone on April 12, 2010 in Office Machines & Supplies with 0 Comments

The Secret Life of Machines was a great late ‘80s, early ‘90s Channel 4 series which basically told the story of everyday household and office machines like hoovers, electric lights and fax machines. The programme used a mix of Open University-style demonstration (though less staid) and animated narrative. Over the next few weeks we’ll be […]

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Trashy Girls in Muck

By Paperstone on April 8, 2010 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
Trashy Girls in Muck

Palermo in Sicily is continually besieged by rubbish crises. Refuse collection is characterised by a stale, corrupt, now virtually bankrupt bureaucracy which is itself permeated by Cosa Nostra involvement. Palermo refuse collectors can’t afford to pay their employees and rubbish has been piling up, on and off, for about a year. Firefighters are constantly called […]

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‘Warning! Drunks Ahead’

By Paperstone on April 7, 2010 in Fun, Health & Safety with 0 Comments
‘Warning! Drunks Ahead’

  Mayor Petru Antal of Peccia, Romania has ordered signs to warn drivers that they are at risk of running over locals who are fond of a drink or two. The inscription Cetateni turmentati translates more or less as ‘Attention – Drunks’. The signs are in the familiar abstracted iconography of everyday signs and feature […]

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Restaurant Burglar Ignores Till, Cooks Meal

By Paperstone on April 6, 2010 in Catering with 0 Comments
Restaurant Burglar Ignores Till, Cooks Meal

  A US burglar broke into the Matsu Suchi Grill in Hillsale, New Jersey, ignored the $200 in the till and prepared himself a fried chicken and rice dish before leaving. He left several dirty dishes behind. “He just wanted food, that’s it,” said Detective Robert Francaviglia. “He went in and pulled out a plate, […]

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‘Piracy’ Too Cool

By Paperstone on April 2, 2010 in Office Supplies with 0 Comments
‘Piracy’ Too Cool

  Copyright holders have long since labelled the practice of online copyright infringement ‘piracy’. ‘Piracy’, it was thought, sufficiently connoted theft and illegitimacy. However, the term has been happily adopted by the ‘pirates’ themselves, with the Jolly Roger a badge of honour for sites like, The Pirate Bay. The 7.13% vote that the Pirate Party […]

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Man Marries Pillow

By Paperstone on April 1, 2010 in Office Furniture with 0 Comments
Man Marries Pillow

A Korean Man, Lee Jin-gyu, has wed his long-term partner, a cushion. Jin fell for a Japanese dakimakura – or ‘hugging pillow’ – featuring his favourite anime character Fate Testarossa. ‘She’ was fitted out for a wedding dress and the ceremony took place in Tokyo in front of a local priest. Said a friend of […]

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