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Headless Corporate Clones Get Board

By Paperstone on August 31, 2011 in Desktop Essentials, Whiteboards / Notice Boards with 0 Comments
Headless Corporate Clones Get Board

Pinhead Push Pins are little suited figures with pins for heads. Apt to leave your noticeboard strewn with tiny decapitated plastic corporate types and looking like a Jake and Dinos Chapman take on the business world, Pinhead Push Pins may or may not be used to critique late capitalism, depending on the proclivities of the […]

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Dangers of Al Desko Eating

By Paperstone on August 30, 2011 in Catering, Janitorial, Office Furniture with 0 Comments
Dangers of Al Desko Eating

A new survey suggests eating at our desks is still a dominant practice amongst office workers – even while an infamous University of Arizona study reported that our desks carry 400 times more dangerous bacteria than the average public toilet seat. Of the American office worker informants questioned in the 2011 Desktop Dining Survey, 83 […]

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A Sonic History of the Typewriter

By Paperstone on August 24, 2011 in Office Machines & Supplies with 0 Comments

Michael Winslow is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Larvelle "Motor Mouth" Jones in the Police Academy films. Jones was the one who could mimic just about any sound with percussive use of his mouth. In this film by Ignacio Uriarte, Winslow "recites" a history of the typewriter by replicating the sounds of important […]

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Goat-modernism

By Paperstone on August 22, 2011 in Artists & Graphics Supplies with 0 Comments
Goat-modernism

It has emerged that a Texan petting zoo is is a hotbed of budding goat artists. Goats Domino, Trent and Peep of McGovern Children’s Zoo in Houston, Texas all eschew conceptual art for more traditional, painterly pursuits. Their finished canvases have been well-received at zoo fundraising events. According to zookeeper Amber Zelmer, Trent is the […]

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Mouse Grounds Flight

By Paperstone on August 21, 2011 in Computer Supplies, Health & Safety with 0 Comments
Mouse Grounds Flight

The discovery of a mouse on board a plane at Stockholm caused a flight to Chicago to be grounded. The mouse was spotted on the Airbus A330 before passengers boarded the morning flight. The presence of rodents on a plane poses safety hazards because the small beasts like nibbling on important cables. “For safety reasons, […]

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Pull the Udder One

By Paperstone on August 20, 2011 in Mailroom & Warehouse with 0 Comments
Pull the Udder One

The nation’s farming world was left reeling after it emerged a cow got its head stuck in a ladder on an Ayrshire farm. Scottish SPCA Inspector Kerry Kirkpatrick was alerted to the phenomenon by members of the public after they spotted the be-laddered beast from the road. The Inspector then contacted the farmer. Said Kirkpatrick, […]

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Fool’s Gold? Part Two

By Paperstone on August 18, 2011 in Computer Supplies with 0 Comments
Fool’s Gold? Part Two

As the perils of inequality rear their ugly head, will our appetite for ostentatious wealth linger unabated? The Gold Ingot USB is more self-signifying ostentation than actual wealth. This 8.2cm, 4GB USB stick is gold-leaf covered rather than chunky gold. But at $185.88, it’s not a steal (unless they start featuring in the shop windows […]

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Electronic Distractions

By Paperstone on August 15, 2011 in Computer Supplies, Telephones & Accessories with 0 Comments
Electronic Distractions

An “overabundance” of digital devices intended to improve work-related communication is actually disrupting work, according to a recent survey. The poll, commissioned by social email provider harmon.ie, suggests that workers’ attachments to their mobiles, smart phones and BlackBerrys are causing rudeness at the office and at home. Two in five (41%) UK workers admit to […]

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Do The (Erroneous) Math

By Paperstone on August 9, 2011 in Office Machines & Supplies with 0 Comments
Do The (Erroneous) Math

This calculator will frustrate, infuriate and possibly endanger. The Wrongulator is a calculator which spews out miscalculation after miscalculation. No sum, subtraction, multiplication or division will produce a correct solution. As the marketing bumf proudly states, “The Wrongulator is no ordinary calculator, its actually the world’s worst calculator as it never gives the right answer, […]

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Binidorm

By Paperstone on August 7, 2011 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
Binidorm

A former binman has revealed his love of rubbish holidays. Steve Jones, 48, became a dustman in 1987 having dreamt of becoming one as a child but quit the job after four years, disillusioned that others didn’t share his passion for garbage. Rubbish then became a hobby rather than an occupation for Steve. Steve now […]

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