Prisons of England Calendar

Now in its fourth year of “bird,” Her Majesty’s Prisons of England Calendar sets a criminal justice system theme for the coming year, showcasing Albion’s finest disciplinary institutions (in the Foucauldian sense).

With its imperial past fading into distant memory, Britain can now celebrate on its new centres of excellence: banking and finance, arms exports, and the prison service – “Britain‘s fastest growing industry.” No need to mark off the days in blood on your cell wall – do time in the comfort of your own home with this 2012 wall calendar, visiting H.M.P. Aylesbury, Broadmoor and Parkhurst on the way.

And at £8.50, it’s “a steal” (the vendor’s words) for which you won’t get banged up.