Pencil Chompers

It’s like an old Disney film. Albert and his lovable chums have some kind of adventure. A friendly child offers them some lovely pencils to chomp on, “have another pencil Albert” he says persuasively. Albert, drunk on the joys of chomping pencils, fails to notice the strange tone in the child’s voice and happily indulges. Of course it’s not a child at all but a wicked witch in disguise and the pencils are cursed! Albert and his pals are thus doomed to obscurity forever more.

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Pencil sharpeners