Revealed: Wildest Office Party Names

As we recover from consumptive excess and embark on short-lived New Year resolutions in response, a poll of 4,000 office workers commissioned by drinks company Vodka Kick has revealed that British office workers consider women named Sarah, Becky and Emma to be the wildest Christmas party girls. Wild boys were named as Chris, John and Dave. Erm… there is no suggestion that these names polled high because they are in fact rather common names for male and female human beings. However, because there are a lot of men called John, it is likely that some of them will be wild.

More revealing, perhaps, was the fact that seven percent expected to take a sickie during the festive season because of hangovers. Many admitted they were likely to flirt with bosses and sleep with co-workers after getting lashed at the Christmas office party.