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Office Jargon of the Day: Singing From the Same Hymn Sheet

By Paperstone on 26 August 2010 in Office Jargon with 0 Comments
Office Jargon of the Day:  Singing From the Same Hymn Sheet

  to sing from the same (also song) hymn sheet, v. to be in agreement, to express the same view, to present a united front; cf. to be on the same page, to read from the same page. to have the same information and think similarly. Example: “The Fujigawa consortium will be singularly unimpressed if […]

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A Nation of Wannabe Shopkeepers

By Paperstone on 26 August 2010 in Office Workers with 0 Comments
A Nation of Wannabe Shopkeepers

According to research by PayPoint.net, half of British workers said they would leave their job and start their own business – were it not for prohibitive start-up costs and administrative demands. Sixty-four percent believed that running their own business would be more fulfilling than their present job. Online small businesses were the most attractive, with […]

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MOBA – The Museum of Bad Art

By Paperstone on 20 August 2010 in Fun with 0 Comments
MOBA – The Museum of Bad Art

Clockwise from top left: Eileen by R. Angelo Le, Think Again (unknown), Inspiration (unknown) and Mama and Babe by Sarah Irani. The Boston-area Museum of Bad Art is a community-based, private institution “dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms and in all its glory.” As well as […]

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Shaddap You Face

By Paperstone on 19 August 2010 in Office Workers with 0 Comments
Shaddap You Face

  Talkative co-workers are the biggest distraction at work, according to a global survey commissioned by recruitment specialists Robert Walters. Worldwide, 48 percent of respondents reported “talkative colleagues” as the most time-consuming distraction at work, followed by personal email and internet browsing (34%), social networking sites (8%), smoking breaks (6%) and personal calls / text […]

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Hole-Punch Clouds

By Paperstone on 17 August 2010 in Desktop Essentials with 0 Comments
Hole-Punch Clouds

  The picture above shows what is known as a hole-punch cloud, this one photographed over Alabama. These clouds have been baffling cloud scientists for years but it has been recently discovered the holes can be caused by airplanes passing nearby which change local atmospheric conditions. Clouds susceptible to hole-punching occur at specific altitudes and […]

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Workplace Sex Poll

By Paperstone on 16 August 2010 in Office Workers with 0 Comments
Workplace Sex Poll

Factory workers are the friskiest when it comes to having sex at the workplace, according to a poll of 1,434 people commissioned by Bristol-based human resources firm Reabur. Nineteen percent of factory workers admitted to having had a sexual encounter at the workplace, compared to 16 percent of office workers and 15 percent of bar […]

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Fashion Victims

By Paperstone on 13 August 2010 in Fun with 0 Comments
Fashion Victims

Cogniscenti at Manhattan’s Algonquin Hotel were treated last Wednesday evening to a wise and considered display of the latest threads that cats aren’t wearing. The Cat Fashion Show was held in honour of Matilda, the Algonquin’s resident cat, who turned 15 years of age this week. Highlights included pastiche get-ups of Elvis and Twilight Saga’s […]

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Work Eats into Evenings

By Paperstone on 12 August 2010 in Catering, Office Workers with 0 Comments
Work Eats into Evenings

A third of UK office workers are “regularly” forced to eat their evening meals at their desks, according to a Just-Eat.co.uk web survey of 1,231 of its visitors. A quarter of employees said they only ever managed to have dinner with their families at weekends. Of those polled, three-quarters said they eat at work because […]

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Office Jargon of the Day: Best Practice

By Paperstone on 7 August 2010 in Fun, Office Jargon with 0 Comments
Office Jargon of the Day: Best Practice

best practice, n. From OED: “chiefly Business (as a mass noun) the practice which is accepted by consensus or prescribed by regulation as correct; the preferred or most appropriate style.” First attested in OED from 1984. Basically it means identifying what works in other organisations, departments or projects and emulating it. Example: “Best practice is […]

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The Boys From Brazil?

By Paperstone on 7 August 2010 in Security Products with 0 Comments
The Boys From Brazil?

  Pre-Mein Kampf Hitler At least 20 British babies have been named “Adolf” since the war, according to official birth records. Parents in England and Wales weren’t wild about “Adolf” before the war (320 registrations from 1837 to 1939) but enthusiasm for the name waned even further following Nazi occupation and systematic genocide in Europe. […]

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