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Corrie-philia Gets Viral

By Paperstone on 2 August 2010 in Fun, Janitorial with 0 Comments
Corrie-philia Gets Viral

Snoop: Whippet style Cricketer Freddie Flintoff has revealed a desire to play a role in ITV’s long-running soap Coronation Street. “I could be in The Kabin, marking up the Papers with Norris and Rita,” the all-rounder reflected. Corrie is 50 years old in December. Flintoff joins Rio Ferdinand who said of this telly institution, “I […]

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Filthy Sandwiches

By Paperstone on 6 July 2010 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
Filthy Sandwiches

Eating sandwiches at your desks poses risks to your health. That’s because our desks are dirty and a majority of us do not wash our hands before eating. According to research commissioned by Carex, four in ten of us say we eat at our desks at lunchtime but only seven percent clean up after. Two-thirds […]

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Dubya Joins Facebook

By Paperstone on 6 June 2010 in Fun, Janitorial with 0 Comments
Dubya Joins Facebook

With time on his hands, former President George W. Bush has joined Facebook. There’s not much info on the man himself, but you can enjoy wall posts like, “Oh man, do I miss Dubya” and “go George.” You’d think that negative comments would get quickly deleted. But, “Hi, thanks for causing pain throughout the world, […]

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The Toilet Roll Robber

By Paperstone on 7 May 2010 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
The Toilet Roll Robber

  Nebraska police are trailing a man who held up a convenient store with his head wrapped in toilet Paper to conceal his identity. The robber wielded a knife to get shop staff to hand over cash from a safe. The man fled on foot. The robber was caught on CCTV but police have so […]

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Trashy Girls in Muck

By Paperstone on 8 April 2010 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
Trashy Girls in Muck

Palermo in Sicily is continually besieged by rubbish crises. Refuse collection is characterised by a stale, corrupt, now virtually bankrupt bureaucracy which is itself permeated by Cosa Nostra involvement. Palermo refuse collectors can’t afford to pay their employees and rubbish has been piling up, on and off, for about a year. Firefighters are constantly called […]

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Health Scheme Offers Hope To Obese

By Paperstone on 10 March 2010 in Catering, Janitorial with 0 Comments
Health Scheme Offers Hope To Obese

  Unilever, owners of a host of household brands, has offered help to all its 7,500 UK employees with advice on better diets and exercise after a workplace trial involving 175 employees last year helped some to improve their health and fitness. Alan Walters, vice-president of HR, Unilever UK & Ireland, said the 12-month scheme […]

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Recession Messes Up Offices

By Paperstone on 5 January 2010 in Janitorial with 0 Comments

A recent poll of 1,000 staff by maintenance firm, Resource GB, has revealed two in five businesses are spending less on cleaning and maintenance due to the Recession. In addition, a quarter of employees said they work in dirty offices. One-third considered their office unsafe. Said Esther Wassmann, managing director of Resource GB, “Managers must […]

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MPs’ Expenses Scandal – Office Supplies Highlights

The expenses scandal continues to amuse. Here we concentrate on the office supplies side of things. Some of the excellent uses of public money to buy stationery, office machines and furniture include: Labour backbencher Sir Stuart Bell bought four Paper shredders in two years, including an office equipment promotion – a buy-one-get-one-free deal with free […]

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Toilet Roll The Object of Choice for Discerning Office Thieves

By Paperstone on 23 April 2009 in Health & Safety, Janitorial, Office Workers with 0 Comments

A poll of British workers conducted by the the confidential data destruction company, Shred Easy, has found that, not pens or notepads but toilet rolls are the most stolen product from the workplace. Tea bags and copier Paper are also popular with office scavengers. More seriously, so are USB sticks. Jim Watson, Managing Director of […]

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