{"id":937,"date":"2010-06-06T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-06T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/Wordpress\/?p=937"},"modified":"2016-01-21T12:03:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T12:03:42","slug":"dubya_joins_facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/articles\/dubya_joins_facebook","title":{"rendered":"Dubya Joins Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"250\" src=\"\/images\/NewsImages\/2010\/bush_and_friends3.jpg\" alt=\"bush and friends\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With time on his hands, former President <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/georgewbush\">George W. Bush has joined Facebook<\/a>. There&rsquo;s not much info on the man himself, but you can enjoy wall posts like, &ldquo;Oh man, do I miss Dubya&rdquo; and &ldquo;go George.&rdquo; You&rsquo;d think that negative comments would get quickly deleted. But, &ldquo;Hi, thanks for causing pain throughout the world, causing wars and killing people for oil&rdquo; got through. Maybe he was confused by the &ldquo;thanks&rdquo; bit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;And in other news with tenuous links to office supplies you might have missed&hellip;<\/p>\n<h2>You&#8217;re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"150\" src=\"\/images\/NewsImages\/2010\/bombed_bank.jpg\" alt=\"bombed bank\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/web.orange.co.uk\/article\/quirkies\/Blow_for_bungling_bank_robbers\" target=\"_blank\">Bank robbers in Mecklenburg, Germany blew up an entire bank by mistake<\/a>. They had only intended to explode the front off a cash machine. The ATM was, alas, left intact after the explosion.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/pens-pencils\/other-pens\/c-3218\">Bank style pens<\/a> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Cleaner swallowed by sausage machine<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"200\" src=\"\/images\/NewsImages\/2010\/sausage.jpg\" alt=\"long sausage\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/web.orange.co.uk\/article\/quirkies\/Cleaner_sucked_into_sausage_machine\" target=\"_blank\">A Massachusetts cleaner was sucked into a sausage machine<\/a> that he was attending to. Police Lt Carole Germano said the victim was cleaning inside &ldquo;a vacuum-type cylinder&rdquo; that draws marinade into the meat. The machine got activated while he was still inside. He bore no obvious external scars but needed to be checked out for internal injuries.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/janitorial\/c-1455\">Janitorial supplies<\/a><br \/>\n        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/health-safety\/c-2771\">Health, safety and security products<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Kitten Avoids Death<\/h2>\n<table class=\"image\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"200\" src=\"\/images\/NewsImages\/2010\/kitty_heaven.jpg\" alt=\"kitty heaven\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"caption\"><font size=\"-2\">Cat heaven<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2010\/05\/27\/us-kitten-idUSTRE64Q47J20100527\" target=\"_blank\">A Persian kitten narrowly avoided death by surviving a wash and spin cycle<\/a> in a washing mashing. Kimba, from Sydney, Australia, probably nestled in among laundry before the front-loading machine was turned on to a (fortunately) cold wash. The small beast emerged dizzy, frightened and wet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/janitorial\/cleaning-products\/washing-machine-supplies\/l-8262\">Washing tablets<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Edible crayons<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"200\" src=\"\/images\/NewsImages\/2010\/edible_crayons.jpg\" alt=\"edible crayons\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/luxirare.com\/crayon\/\">Luxirare<\/a> have created a box of eight crayons using edibles like bee pollen, freeze dried strawberries and marshmallows.<\/p>\n<p><i>Via<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2010\/05\/26\/crayons-made-from-de.html\" target=\"_blank\">Boing Boing<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/pens-pencils\/other-pens\/colouring-pens-crayons\/l-3219\">Marking crayons at Paperstone<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With time on his hands, former President George W. Bush has joined Facebook. There&rsquo;s not much info on the man himself, but you can enjoy wall posts like, &ldquo;Oh man, do I miss Dubya&rdquo; and &ldquo;go George.&rdquo; You&rsquo;d think that negative comments would get quickly deleted. But, &ldquo;Hi, thanks for causing pain throughout the world, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Fun","category-Janitorial"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Dubya Joins Facebook<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/articles\/dubya_joins_facebook\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dubya Joins Facebook\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"With time on his hands, former President George W. 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