{"id":624,"date":"2011-04-18T00:03:44","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T00:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/Wordpress\/?p=624"},"modified":"2016-02-03T17:25:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T17:25:24","slug":"gold_plated_staples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/articles\/gold_plated_staples","title":{"rendered":"Gold-plated Staples"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sup G?<\/p>\n

Picture this, yo. You wid yo boys at yo crib, smokin\u2019 indo, sippin\u2019 on gin and juice. Got fine ladies in the living room gettin\u2019 it on and they ain\u2019t leaving \u2018til six in the mornin\u2019.<\/p>\n

But then you remember \u2013 you haven’t collated the ten copies of your marketing proposals for Q3 due first thing tomorrow and they aren\u2019t going to staple<\/a> themselves. You are going to have to staple in front of your friends at some point in the evening. But stapling<\/a> is for pussies, right? How to staple in front of your homies while retaining gangsta credibility?<\/p>\n

Enter 14 carat gold-plated staples from Dutch company OOOMS<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"gold<\/p>\n

A riposte to corporate restriction, a cube of 24 gold-plated staples housed in a black velvet jewellery box will cost you 59 Euros.<\/p>\n

Only a player hater would diss your stapling now.<\/p>\n

Fo real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sup G? Picture this, yo. You wid yo boys at yo crib, smokin\u2019 indo, sippin\u2019 on gin and juice. Got fine ladies in the living room gettin\u2019 it on and they ain\u2019t leaving \u2018til six in the mornin\u2019. 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