{"id":4468,"date":"2017-03-17T13:30:33","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T13:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/?p=4468"},"modified":"2017-07-31T13:33:38","modified_gmt":"2017-07-31T13:33:38","slug":"pitfalls-office-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/articles\/pitfalls-office-life","title":{"rendered":"Pitfalls of Office Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Office life has its pitfalls and sooner or later, unless you\u2019re super-human, most of these things will inevitably happen:<\/p>\n

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  1. You\u2019ll join one of the two office camps – the Too Hot brigade or the Too Cold contingent. Forever you will battle it out in the war to end all wars.<\/li>\n
  2. You\u2019ll make a glaring fashion mistake because you got up late and had to get dressed in a hurry. Then people will be making jokes at your expense for several weeks.<\/li>\n
  3. You\u2019ll gain several pounds from eating too much birthday cake and too many choccie biscuits- and the fat will go right to your belly<\/li>\n
  4. You\u2019ll drink too much tea and coffee to get through your deadlines and develop an unrecognised caffeine addiction. Until one day you decide to be healthy and drink water all day. Quick, pass me the paracetamol\u2026<\/li>\n
  5. You\u2019ll accidentally stare at an attractive colleague, even though you\u2019re in a relationship, and things will always feel a bit weird afterwards<\/li>\n
  6. The photocopier or fax machine will break down whenever you use it, but it will work fine for everyone else. You know the truth- there are gremlins in the office!<\/li>\n
  7. You\u2019ll have an awkward moment when your walk to the lift coincides with the Big Boss\u2019s. You\u2019ll come out with a comment that sounds pathetically stupid when you replay it in your head later.<\/li>\n
  8. There will be a smell in the office that gets right up your nose, whether it\u2019s someone\u2019s boiled egg sandwich or a colleague who forgot to shower for the past week.<\/li>\n
  9. You\u2019ll get caught out posting something on Facebook or printing out your CV on the office printer. Let\u2019s hope it\u2019s a Facebook faux-pas and not the CV\u2026<\/li>\n
  10. You\u2019ll find at least one or two nice people to share the joys and perils of office life with- and if you\u2019re very lucky, you\u2019ll make a friend for life.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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