{"id":4307,"date":"2017-02-16T11:19:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T11:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2017-04-04T15:15:10","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T15:15:10","slug":"obnoxious-office-lingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperstone.co.uk\/News\/articles\/obnoxious-office-lingo","title":{"rendered":"Are You a Meanderthal? More Office Lingo"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Do you have a multi-slacker in your office (a person who does lots of unproductive things all at the same time, such as chatting to a friend on the phone while instant messaging and watching YouTube)?<\/p>\n

If so, perhaps they should be uninstalled (fired)?<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s some of the latest office lingo so that all of you open collar workers (home office workers) can get up to speed.<\/p>\n

Meanderthal\u00a0 \u2013 <\/strong>A person who rambles when giving a presentation<\/p>\n

CLM (Career Limiting Move) \u2013 <\/strong>an ill-thought-out activity, such as putting down the boss to his or her best friend<\/p>\n

Keyboard plaque<\/strong> \u2013 a revolting build-up of dirt and crumbs found on some computer keyboards<\/p>\n

Decision Sniper \u2013 <\/strong>a person who sits quietly in a meeting until a decision has been made, and then raises a question which necessitates a further meeting<\/p>\n

Stress Puppy<\/strong> \u2013 someone who likes being stressed-out and whingey<\/p>\n

Meeting Assassin- <\/strong>a colleague who hijacks a meeting with excessive questions or comments<\/p>\n

Mouse Potato \u2013 <\/strong>someone who spends many hours in front of a computer<\/p>\n

Deceptionist<\/strong> \u2013 a receptionist employed to get rid of potential visitors<\/p>\n

Dead Tree Edition \u2013 <\/strong>a hard copy of a digital document<\/p>\n

Salesblazer \u2013 <\/strong>the jacket that arty and tekky types wear to play down their jeans-based style when meeting clients<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you have a multi-slacker in your office (a person who does lots of unproductive things all at the same time, such as chatting to a friend on the phone while instant messaging and watching YouTube)? If so, perhaps they should be uninstalled (fired)? Here\u2019s some of the latest office lingo so that all of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,38,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-Fun","category-Office_Jargon","category-Office_Workers"],"yoast_head":"\nAre You a Meanderthal? 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