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\"Asda's<\/p>\n

Who says romance is dead? Romance is in fact a fetid, rotting corpse, if Asda’s latest Valentine’s Day offering<\/a> is anything to go by.<\/p>\n

Featuring the supermarket’s \u201cSmart Price\u201d logo emblazoned on a dull heart below the tired words, \u201cBe My Valentine,\u201d The Telegraph<\/i> dubs this expression of loveless apathy \u201cthe worst Valentine’s Day card ever\u201d.<\/p>\n

The card, costing 7p, comes with a red envelope<\/a>. Not available online, you’ll need to walk to your nearest Asda to get one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Who says romance is dead? Romance is in fact a fetid, rotting corpse, if Asda’s latest Valentine’s Day offering is anything to go by. 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