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Toilet Humour? A woman found herself super Glued to a toilet seat in a Walmart “restroom”. And it wasn’t the first time that someone had been glued<\/a> to a loo seat at the multinational retail corporation.<\/p>\n

The woman was using the toilet in the Monticello store when she realised she was stuck to the seat. She was glued there for an hour before she was rescued.<\/p>\n

Kentucky police are investigating.<\/p>\n

“We’re looking at it. Right now, I wouldn’t be prepared to say which way it was – accident or intention,” said Monticello Police Deptment Chief Ralph Miniard.<\/p>\n

A man was previously glued to a Maryland Walmart toilet on March 31, the day before April Fools’ day.<\/p>\n

If caught, the culprit could face second-degree assault charges.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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