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Countdown to Doomsday

By Paperstone on December 2, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
Countdown to Doomsday

December 21, 2012 is regarded as the end-date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, or Mayan Long Count calendar. Some interpretations see this date as the beginning of a new era, others as the end of days. Mayanist scholars contest the significance of the date, saying that the date’s apocalyptic import […]

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Awkward Family Photos: 2012 Wall Calendar

By Paperstone on December 1, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
Awkward Family Photos: 2012 Wall Calendar

As we approach the potentially awkward time of year that is Christmas, think about buying a loved or hated one an Awkward Family Photos Wall Calendar for the New Year. Finances may well be under strain from the seasonal ritual of generosity, alcohol may fuel arguments over undercooked turkey, first-time meetings of prospective in-laws may […]

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Toilets of the World Unite

By Paperstone on November 30, 2011 in Janitorial with 0 Comments
Toilets of the World Unite

2012 is the last year of the 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, the year in which our species gets flushed down the toilet, so to speak. Perhaps, then, it is appropriate (in an abstruse sort of way) that we count down to 21 December, 2012 (the projected date of cataclysm) with the […]

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Global Road Kill 2012 Calendar

By Paperstone on November 28, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
Global Road Kill 2012 Calendar

For the last week or so, we’ve been bringing some of the offerings of quirky calendar retailer roundaboutsofbritain.com to your attention. Amongst our favourites are Her Majesty’s Prisons of England 2012 and Birmingham’s Outer Circle Eleven Bus Route (anti-clockwise) 2012 calendars. We round off our highlights of roundaboutsofbritain.com with their top-seller for the last few […]

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Prisons of England Calendar

By Paperstone on November 25, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
Prisons of England Calendar

Now in its fourth year of “bird,” Her Majesty’s Prisons of England Calendar sets a criminal justice system theme for the coming year, showcasing Albion’s finest disciplinary institutions (in the Foucauldian sense). With its imperial past fading into distant memory, Britain can now celebrate on its new centres of excellence: banking and finance, arms exports, […]

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Mad Mayor’s Gay Water Claim

By Paperstone on November 24, 2011 in Catering with 0 Comments
Mad Mayor’s Gay Water Claim

The mayor of the small coastal town of Huarmey, Peru, fears his town is being turned gay by contaminated water. Mayor José Benítez claims that naturally occurring strontium in the local water supply is reducing the production of male hormones and thereby emasculating the male population. “Unfortunately Strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be […]

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Shred The Word

By Paperstone on November 23, 2011 in Shredders & Supplies with 0 Comments
Shred The Word

  Computers used by News of the World staff were destroyed by putting them “through a grinder” last autumn when News International was being sued for phone hacking. Computer equipment including hard drives was “taken out and smashed up” during a move around October last year, prior to the launch of Operation Weeting, the Metropolitan […]

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Insane Asylums of England 2012 Calendar

By Paperstone on November 22, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
Insane Asylums of England 2012 Calendar

Insane Asylums of England 2012 is a calendar which celebrates the dubious legacy of the country’s most notorious institutions for the psychically unwell and ostracised. From the Bethlem Royal Hospital of London to Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, England’s finest insane asylums are given the calendar treatment, a month dedicated to each one. Photographs of the […]

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No Man Is A Traffic Island

By Paperstone on November 21, 2011 in Office & Personal Planning with 0 Comments
No Man Is A Traffic Island

Still looking for a way to count the days of 2012, a year about which, the Mayans would have it, to be mildly pessimistic? roundaboutsofbritain.com offer you “a whole Welsh gaggle of gyratory gems” in the form of Roundabouts of Wales 2012 Calendar. This calendar features 12 of Wales’ best, from Cardiff’s one-way gyratory to […]

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Flying Coat Hangers

By Paperstone on November 20, 2011 in Office Environment with 0 Comments
Flying Coat Hangers

Create a clothing mobile by sticking your garb on coat hangers that are fixed to the ceiling. In the dark, you’ll be able to make out vague silhouettes of floating, headless torsos. That image should help give you restful sleep. Flying Hooks are available from Dutch retailer Theo (designer Thorsten van Elten‘s outlet).

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