Doing Time 2013

Feel imprisoned in a humdrum life where work, relationships and even “fun” smack of a stuck record whispering reminders of mortality in your ear? Or perhaps you think 2013 is going to be a criminally unlucky for you?

Then Her Majestys Prisons of England 2013 Calendar might appeal to your gallows humour, that is if you have any humour left.

This calendar, from the fantastic Round-A-Bouts of Great Britain, brings to your bedroom (or cell) wall photographs of England’s finest houses of incarceration and related vignettes. Find out:

• Where the most violent prisoner did his bird.
• What charity event allows prisoners to escape for four days.
• Which terrorist incarceration has cost the taxpayer £3million so far.

Do time in 2013 for only a tenner.