To remove the scratches from a CD:
- Apply in a circular motion a freshly cut banana to your scratched CD.
- Wipe down with a banana skin (the flesh-facing side). The wax from the peel further cleans the disc.
- Wipe for a further few minutes with a cotton cleaning cloth
- Spray with a glass cleaner and remove with a cloth.
(Disclaimer: We’re not sure if this works.)