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Bling Bandages

By on August 11, 2011 in Health & Safety

Bling Bandages

Heal your scatches, grazes and scrapes – and the gaping wound which feeds your need for materialistic ostentation – with Bling Bandages. Bling Bandages are plasters adorned with “an extravagant display of fake wealth” – shiny faux gems, dollar signs and the like.

Their sterile gauze should cope with physical cuts and bruises, but not with spiritual dearth.

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